5F01: The Cartridge Family
SEASON NINE :: 7 Quotes
Lisa: Dad, its 3am, can't you mutter in your room
Homer: Marge kicked me out
Lisa: Hmm...alright go ahead...
Homer: Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house, well I tell you parents these days they dunno how to...
Homer: C'mon c'mon open up (the doors open, homer rushes in and straight into the bathroom)...ah thats the stuff
Lisa: Can you help me get my ball down from the roof dad?
Homer: Sure thing honey! (he shoots it with his gun, it falls down and deflates)...do you want me to get the cat down?
Lisa: No thanks!
Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate <bang>
(camera shows the family at the table eating out of cups etc)
Marge: Does anyone know where all my dinner plates went?
Homer: Ah...you probably left them at work
Homer: Do you know how to cook dinner?
Milhouse: DO I?!
Lady: Lookin' for a good time, sailor
Bart: I certainly am!
Marge: No you're not! He's really not.
Bart: Hey, is that a camera in the ceiling?
Voice: No, go back to sleep