4F24: Lisa The Simpson
SEASON NINE :: 8 Quotes
Lisa: Maybe I can't concentrate with all your cooties
Milhouse: It's called lice, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Homer: Oh no her clothes are coming off! Hehe, hey, y'know who would love this? Men!
Lisa plays her Sax poorly, Homer enjoys it and starts singing along to it.
Lisa: Dear log, can it be true, do all Simpsons go through a process of dumbening? Wait, thats not how you spell dumbening. Wait, dumbening isn't even a word....hmm, I've got to find out more!
(Bart and Homer run down the hallway and ram into each other)
Homer: That makes 23 to 16
Apu: Come one, come all, see the amazing frozen man! Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos. Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean
Television: Man has always loved his buildings, but what happens when the buildings say "no more". (Images of buildings collapsing appear on the screen, Bart and Homer cheer, and Homer says "I didn't think it was gonna fall over". The show ends)
Bart: The best part was when the buildings fell down!
Rod And Todd: (reading the 'offensive baseball cap') Show..me.. your.....hey! (Ned covers their eyes)
Ned: It says show me your tie, it's cute, c'mon lets go!
Guy: I'm sorry little girl, we just dont put people on TV, unless of course you're replying to an editorial...
Lisa: Uuh..I am! I'm strongly opposed to..proposition ah 3..0....5
Guy: You're against discount bus fares for war widows?
Lisa: Uh..you bet I am!