4F23: The Principal And The Pauper
SEASON NINE :: 10 Quotes
Chalmers: The rod up that mans butt must have a rod up its butt!
Marge: Bart, why are you doing that?
Bart: Our class is making refreshments for Skinners party, these are in honour of his Army days
Marge: Well, that explains the flags, but what about the dog food
Bart: My theory is...Skinner likes dog food
Marge: Hmm lets bake him a cake!
Homer: Ooh a fresh batch of America balls
Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a Principal, or a Caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner.
Bart: Hope you all brought forks and plates!
Chief Wiggum: Mmm Hmm!
Skinner: My real name is Armin Tamzarian (Bart Laughs)
Lisa: I admit Sergeant Skinner seems okay, but Mr. Tamzarian pulled himself up from the streets and earned our respect and admiration
Bart: He lied about his name!
Lisa: His name doesn't matter, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Bart: Not if you called him Stench Blossom
Homer: Or Crap Weed
Bart: Hey America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America <fart>
The Real Skinner: Mrs. Krab-A-Pell, the pledge please
Edna: You haven't dealt with women for a long time have you Sergeant?
The Real Skinner: Are you asking me out?
Skinner (Tamzarian): Oh yes! Oh yes! Capitol City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Not suggestively. Yes six, count em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza yowza!
Homer: Okay, once more, where are we going?
Edna: To Capitol City
Homer: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
Agnes: We're gonna talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back
Homer: Well why is Marge here?
Marge: I came up with the idea
Homer: Then, why am I here?
Marge: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies
Homer: Why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them
Homer: Well why is Grandpa here?
Abe: 'cos Jasper didn't wanna come by himself.
(The camera then flicks to Jasper in the back of the car)