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3G02: Lisa's Sax
SEASON NINE :: 10 Quotes
Homer: (singing) Or the way the Bee Gee's played 
Marge: Movies John Travolta made 
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed 
Homer/Marge: Those were the days 
Marge: And you knew where you weeeeeeeeere theeen! 
Homer: Watching shows like Gentle Ben 
Homer/Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sherriff Lobo again 
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mack 
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track 
Homer/Marge: Michael Jackson still was black 
Homer/Marge: Those were the daaaaays! 
sax1.mp3    277kb 

Lisa: I'm supposed to practice an hour a day! 
Homer: I'll practice you! 
Lisa: You'll practice me, what does that mean, is it supposed to be some sort of a threat? 
Homer: Grrrrr! 
sax2.mp3    61kb 

Abe: Homer, you're as dumb as a Mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it! 
sax3.mp3    43kb 
Marge: Ooh there's the bus! Goodbye sweetheart 
Bart: School will be fun! 
sax4.mp3    48kb 
Marge: Homer I want you to look at ths drawing Bart did! 
Homer: Ooooh its beautiful! Oh, oh lets put Barts beautiful drawing up on the fridge! 
Marge: Homer, stop, will you please look at the drawing? 
Homer: Oh alright, what a.....aaahhh! Burn it! Send it to hell! 
sax5.mp3    116kb 
Homer: Bart son, do you want to play catch? 
Bart: No 
Homer: Oh, when a boy doesn't wanna play catch with his old man something is seriously wrong! 
Abe: I'll play catch with you, son! 
Homer: Get the hell out! 
sax6.mp3    75kb 
Homer: Our family was suffering its worst crisis ever. Bart was miserable at school, and Lisa's gifts were going to waste 
Bart: Ah, Homer, its five years later and I'm still miserable at school! 
Lisa: And my gifts are still going to waste 
Marge: And sometimes I just feel so smothered by this family I just want to scream till my lungs explode!!! 
sax7.mp3    125kb 

Nelson: Ah, he's the greatest showman since that kid who eats worms! 
Kid Who Eats Worms: My 15 minutes of fame are over! 
sax8.mp3    61kb 

Salesman: Would you like an inscription, sir? 
Homer: Yeah! To Lisa, never forget your daddy loves d'oh! 
Homer: ...and that inscription is still there today! 
sax9.mp3    72kb 

Homer: Oh, but Marge, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig? 
Bart: Yeah, not to mention looking like a pig, eating like a pig 
Apu: Don't forget the smell! 
Homer: Will you get off my front lawn? 
Apu: Why don't you make me! 
sax10.mp3    86kb 

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