3G02: Lisa's Sax
SEASON NINE :: 10 Quotes
Homer: (singing) Or the way the Bee Gee's played
Marge: Movies John Travolta made
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Homer/Marge: Those were the days
Marge: And you knew where you weeeeeeeeere theeen!
Homer: Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Homer/Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sherriff Lobo again
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mack
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track
Homer/Marge: Michael Jackson still was black
Homer/Marge: Those were the daaaaays!
Lisa: I'm supposed to practice an hour a day!
Homer: I'll practice you!
Lisa: You'll practice me, what does that mean, is it supposed to be some sort of a threat?
Abe: Homer, you're as dumb as a Mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!
Marge: Ooh there's the bus! Goodbye sweetheart
Bart: School will be fun!
Marge: Homer I want you to look at ths drawing Bart did!
Homer: Ooooh its beautiful! Oh, oh lets put Barts beautiful drawing up on the fridge!
Marge: Homer, stop, will you please look at the drawing?
Homer: Oh alright, what a.....aaahhh! Burn it! Send it to hell!
Homer: Bart son, do you want to play catch?
Homer: Oh, when a boy doesn't wanna play catch with his old man something is seriously wrong!
Abe: I'll play catch with you, son!
Homer: Get the hell out!
Homer: Our family was suffering its worst crisis ever. Bart was miserable at school, and Lisa's gifts were going to waste
Bart: Ah, Homer, its five years later and I'm still miserable at school!
Lisa: And my gifts are still going to waste
Marge: And sometimes I just feel so smothered by this family I just want to scream till my lungs explode!!!
Nelson: Ah, he's the greatest showman since that kid who eats worms!
Kid Who Eats Worms: My 15 minutes of fame are over!
Salesman: Would you like an inscription, sir?
Homer: Yeah! To Lisa, never forget your daddy loves d'oh!
Homer: ...and that inscription is still there today!
Homer: Oh, but Marge, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?
Bart: Yeah, not to mention looking like a pig, eating like a pig
Apu: Don't forget the smell!
Homer: Will you get off my front lawn?
Apu: Why don't you make me!