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4F11: Homer's Phobia
SEASON EIGHT :: 18 Quotes
Homer: Aw nuts. Helloooooo! China!?.... Little help?
phobia1.mp3    61kb 

Bart: Hey Lis', check it out, Pogo Stilts. These were banned in all 50 states [they fly off his feet and hit Homer]
Homer: Oooow!! Ow! What happened!?
phobia2.mp3    73kb

John: Hi, I'm John, can I help you with anything.
Marge: Yes, I have something that I'd like to sell.
John: Please tell me it's your hair.
phobia3.mp3    55kb
John: Aaaah, that'll make your bowl run.
phobia4.mp3    16kb
Homer: Maybe that thing is a hunk-of-junk, but look at what you're selling. Fifty bucks for a toy!? No kid is worth that!
John: Oh, but this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator. Don't you just love the graphics on this box?
Homer: No..... how can you love a box or a toy or graphics? You're a grown man.
phobia5.mp3    120kb
John: Well if you're inviting me over..?
Homer: I practically insist. Shall we say 5:00, the snacking hour?
John: My heart is palpetating.. whoo hooooo.
phobia6.mp3    52kb
John: Ding, Dong. Classic. I mean, that says it all doesn't it?
phobia7.mp3    34kb 
John: Ooooh... And pearls on a little girl.. it's a fairy tale!
Lisa: [makes a nervous noise]
phobia8.mp3    47kb 
John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
Marge: Not really... they just had corn on them...Kitchen.. Corn.
phobia9.mp3    97kb 
Marge: Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn't!
Marge: Homer... listen carefully. John is a Ho-mo
Homer: ..Right...
Marge: Sexual! [homer screams]
phobia10.mp3    127kb 
Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god, I danced with a gay! Marge, Lisa, promise me you wont tell anyone! Proomiiise Meeee!
phobia11.mp3    50kb 
Smithers: John!
John: Uuuh... Wayland. Uuuh. I'd like you to meet The Simpsons!
Smithers: I know the Simpsons. <mumbling> So this is your sick mother?
John: Don't do this to me Wayland...
phobia12.mp3    70kb 
Homer: Bart! Where did you get that shirt?
Bart: I'unno... Came outta the closet.
Homer: Uuuuuh....huh.
phobia13.mp3    46kb 
Homer: Well, it's been two hours, how do you feel.
Bart: I dunno... I kinda wanna cigarette.
Homer: That's a good start, lets get you a pack. What's your brand?
Bart: Anything slim!
phobia14.mp3    65kb 
Rosco: I want all of you to say hello to the Simpsons.
Steel Industry: Halloooooww!
Homer: Has the whole world gone insane?
Guy: Stand still, there's a spark in your hair!
Guy #2: Get it, get it!
Guy #3: Hot stuff, comin through!
phobia15.mp3    114kb 
Homer: You're all sick!
Guy: Oh, be nice!
Homer: Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! <siren sounds> Oh my god what's happening now!?
Rosco: We work hard, we play hard.
(Everybody dance now starts playing, while Homer exits, sighing)
phobia16.mp3    172kb 
Bart: Something bout a bunch of guys, alone, together in the woods. Seems kinda gay.
Homer: That is a very immature attitude young man!
phobia17.mp3    67kb 
Marge: Hmmm. You feel softer than before...
Homer: I've been tenderized!
phobia18.mp3    29kb

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