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3F23: You Only Move Twice
SEASON EIGHT :: 17 Quotes
Smithers: I work for Monty Burns, m-m-m-m-m-m-m- Monty Burns.
globex1.mp3    65kb 

Smithers: What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
globex2.mp3    35kb

Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
Homer: Of course not, I wouldn't do that!.... Why not?
globex3.mp3    50kb
Announcer: Cypress Creek... a tale of one city.
Homer: Ah, lets watch something else.
Marge: Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place.
Homer: Oh yeah that's right. Lets watch this.
globex4.mp3   86kb
Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield.
Lisa: Yeah, did you notice the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down. I've never been to a place like that before!
Bart: <shoves lisa> Me neither.
globex5.mp3    90kb
Ned: Ahah, Homer, uh, all those things you've borrowed from me over the years, you know, the tv trays, power sanders, the downstairs bathtub, are you going to be needing those things in Cypress Creek.
Homer: Yes.
Ned: Uhuhu..
Homer: Okely...Dokely
Ned: Okely Dokely!
globex6.mp3    119kb
Lisa: It says here one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire days worth of vomit at Disneyland!
globex7.mp3    69kb 
Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those Rockersons? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like em? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: Ye-hes.. once.
globex8.mp3    72kb 
Scorpio: Hey, before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall please?
Homer:Mmmhmm. Umuhh now lets see now. Uuummm.
Scorpio: Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex we dont believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!
globex9.mp3    104kb 
Scorpio: Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give them the benefit of your years of experience.
globex10.mp3    44kb 
Scorpio: [tries to demonstrate what trust is about. a phone rings and he drops homer]
globex11.mp3    94kb 
Milhouse Kid: Heey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Because I've been looking for someone to boss me around!
globex12.mp3    45kb 
Teacher: Well.. start by reading the sentence.
Bart: To Wintom and Jolliweeerrr mmshm............ <fart>
globex13.mp3    80kb 
Kid: I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow eeeh?
Kid 2: I fell of the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Kid 3: I start fires!
globex14.mp3    75kb 
Bart: [talks to his teacher about him supposed to be in the 4th grade]
globex15.mp3    126kb 
Homer: I can't buy that. Only management guys with big salaries like me can afford that.... Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!
globex16.mp3    59kb 
Homer: [talks to Mr. Scorpio about hammocks...]
globex17.mp3    158kb 

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