3F23: You Only Move Twice
SEASON EIGHT :: 17 Quotes
Smithers: I work for Monty Burns, m-m-m-m-m-m-m- Monty Burns.
Smithers: What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
Homer: Of course not, I wouldn't do that!.... Why not?
Announcer: Cypress Creek... a tale of one city.
Homer: Ah, lets watch something else.
Marge: Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place.
Homer: Oh yeah that's right. Lets watch this.
Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield.
Lisa: Yeah, did you notice the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down. I've never been to a place like that before!
Bart: <shoves lisa> Me neither.
Ned: Ahah, Homer, uh, all those things you've borrowed from me over the years, you know, the tv trays, power sanders, the downstairs bathtub, are you going to be needing those things in Cypress Creek.
Ned: Okely Dokely!
Lisa: It says here one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire days worth of vomit at Disneyland!
Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those Rockersons? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like em? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: Ye-hes.. once.
Scorpio: Hey, before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall please?
Homer:Mmmhmm. Umuhh now lets see now. Uuummm.
Scorpio: Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex we dont believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!
Scorpio: Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give them the benefit of your years of experience.
Scorpio: [tries to demonstrate what trust is about. a phone rings and he drops homer]
Milhouse Kid: Heey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Because I've been looking for someone to boss me around!
Teacher: Well.. start by reading the sentence.
Bart: To Wintom and Jolliweeerrr mmshm............ <fart>
Kid: I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow eeeh?
Kid 2: I fell of the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Kid 3: I start fires!
Bart: [talks to his teacher about him supposed to be in the 4th grade]
Homer: I can't buy that. Only management guys with big salaries like me can afford that.... Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!
Homer: [talks to Mr. Scorpio about hammocks...]