3F17: Bart On The Road
SEASON SEVEN :: 10 Quotes
Patty: Some days we dont let the line move at all. We call those, 'weekdays'.
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside... purple is a fruit.
Cletus: Hot damn. No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive in.
Milhouse: SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAK, YEAH!........ Well, when are we gonna get rowdy?
Milhouse: (plays around with radio) Bart! Nelson hit me!
Bart: He sure did.
Guy: If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody. (Nelson smacks the back of his head). THATS IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!
Nelson: (Starts with an Andy Williams song...) Whahaha. Ahah! Wow! I didn't think he was gonna do Moonripper but BAM! Second encore!
Lisa: Okay... why don't you..
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What! How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
Martin: I must have spent our last 10 dollars on this Al Gore doll!
Al Doll: You are hearing me talk.
Lisa: Well... how badly do you wanna get home? Alright alright, what about a Courier, they travel for free too......... No that's a terrior, they're dogs.