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3F10: Team Homer
SEASON SEVEN :: 12 Quotes
Bart: Oh my god! The MAD Magazine special edition! They only put out seventeen of these a year!
team1.mp3    38kb 

Homer: Ooh! Snappy answers to stupid questions! I'm great at these. Ask me if something smells funny in here, boy!
Bart: Does something smell funny in here?
Homer: I don't think so, STU-PID! Ahahahaha!
Marge: Homey, you want Pork Chops?
Homer: No, I want Roast Beef, you CLOD! Ahahaaha!
team2.mp3    125kb

Homer: The All-ighty-ollar? Ahehehe! I get it!
team3.mp3    39kb
Homer: Well I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler! I wannabe a league bowler!
team4.mp3    31kb
Homer: Hey everybody, if you wanna ask Burns for a favour, nows the time! He's doped up or dying or something!
Hans Moleman: Uh, excuse me, I'd like to request seventeen dollars for a pushbroom rebristling.
Mr. Burns: Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms!
Hans Moleman: Oh no, my brains!
team5.mp3    148kb
Homer: You can do it Otto, you can do it Otto! Help each other out, that'll be out motto. You can do it Otto! You can do it Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato.
Moe: Get back to my place, where I will get you blotto!
Homer: Domo arigato, Mister roboto!
All: You can do it, Otto! You can do..
Otto: Uh, guys.. I made the spare. We won!
team6.mp3    138kb
Chief Wiggum: Alright Snake, make us proud.
Snake: One.. two.. three. fourfivesixseveneightnineten.... BYE!
team7.mp3    81kb 
Bart: These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
Homer: I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
team8.mp3    96kb 
Team: [chanting] Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is Baseball and give us a Homer!
team9.mp3    31kb 
Kid: You're it...
Lisa: Now you are the one who is it..
Milhouse: Understood..
team10.mp3    33kb 
Homer: :attempts to flush a trophy down the toilet: Marge! Someone broke the toilet!
team11.mp3    80kb 
Moe: I have a feeling that Mr. Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight.. heh heh heh.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I'm afraid I wont be able to play tonight. My old gimpie knee has gone akimbo again!
Moe: Take that [hits Burns' knee]
Mr. Burns: Smithers! That precision assault popped it back into place!
team12.mp3    174kb

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