3F08: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
SEASON SEVEN :: 11 Quotes
Homer: Pff. That Sideshow Mel thinks he's so big. Whatever happened to Sideshow Bob?
Lisa: Don't you remember dad? He framed Krusty. He tried to kill Aunt Selma. He rigged an election.
Bart: And he tried to murder me!
Homer: Oh yeah. But what I'll mainly remember is the laughter.
Bart: I wanna see some birds get sucked into the engines. Rare ones!
Marge: This year I'm making ear plugs out of biscuit dough. *ping*. They're ready!
Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, top gun!
Pimple Faced Kid: I have three medals for this!
Air Force Guy: And although it looks complicated it is so well designed even a child could fly it!
Lisa: Can I fly it?
Air Force Guy: Of course you can not.
Milhouse: [bullet noises] Take that mom! [bullet noises] Take that dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you? [bullet noises] Take that Dr. Sally Wexler! [pushes button that ejects seat...... *CRASH*]
Leslie Hapablap: I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up. Corpse you up and mail you to mamma! [*smash*] Uh.. where did he go? Aw. Got my knuckles all lined up for nothing!
Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
Marge: Nyeeeh. Maybe my headache will go away once the show starts.
Guy: Say... did somebody say "box kites"?
Audience: Awww Nooo!
Martin: The common box kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string!
Sideshow Bob: Oh and one more thing.. I've stolen a nuclear weapon. If you do not raid this city of television within two hours.. I will detonate it! Farewell!
Crowd: *screams of panic*
Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out!
Marge: Kids, everythings gonna be okay, don't panic, just don't panic.
Lisa: Mom! MOM! You're stepping on my heels and knocking my shoes off!
Marge: We could always get more shoes. Move! Move!
Lisa: When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher than normal. And what makes your voice high?
Bart: Tight, binding underwear?