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3F03: Lisa The Vegetarian
SEASON SEVEN :: 19 Quotes
Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap!
vegetarian1.mp3    13kb 

Papa Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.
Mama Bear: [distorted] fmmbdy's bnn fleepng in by bed.
Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.
Abe: Well I'm sorry but it was 150 degrees in the car!
vegetarian2.mp3    94kb

Marge/Homer/Bart/Lisa: Awwww.... Awwwwww..... Awwwwwwww!
Homer: Outta the way you... Awww.
vegetarian3.mp3    78kb
Abe: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Abe: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Abe: ...Where are we going?
Lisa: We're going to Storytown Village, grampa, it's an amusement park for babies.
vegetarian4.mp3    61kb
Abe: Aww.. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack.
Homer: That's the plan!
vegetarian5.mp3    33kb
Marge: See.. it was a good idea to come here after all.
Announcer: Attention families, this is mother goose, the following cars have been broken into...
vegetarian6.mp3    70kb
Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork Chops!?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe.
vegetarian7.mp3    112kb 
Ralph: Miss Hoover!
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went into my mouth and then I ate it can I have a new one?
Miss Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more. Just ride asleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
vegetarian8.mp3    92kb 
Lisa: Uh, Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. I think it's wrong!
Miss Hoover: Okay Lisa, I respect your moral objection (pushes button).
vegetarian9.mp3    61kb 
Lisa: Um, excuse me, isn't there anything here that doesnt have meat in it?
Doris: Possibly the meatloaf.
Lisa: Well I believe you're required to have a vegetarian alternative.
Doris: (pulls out a hot dog, takes sausage out). Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness.
Lisa: Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?
vegetarian10.mp3    124kb 
Bart: Cartoons don't have messages Lisa, they're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that (homer barges in, knocking Bart unconscious).
vegetarian11.mp3    46kb 
Homer: Look Kids! I just got my party invitations back from the printers!
Lisa: Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B.
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.
vegetarian12.mp3    88kb
Bart/Homer: [start chanting "you don't win friends with salad" over and over again to Lisa. Marge joins in because she got caught in the rhythm.]
vegetarian13.mp3    142kb 
Skinner: Good morning, class. A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies.
vegetarian14.mp3    97kb 
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your Barbequeue!
Homer: Oh Barney! You bought a whole beer keg!
Barney: Yeah where can I fill it up?
vegetarian15.mp3    67kb 
Bart: What!?
Marge: Sorry, force of habit, LISA, NOOOO!
vegetarian16.mp3    61kb 
Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrrup.
Marge: Ahh. Please pass your father the syrrup Lisa
Lisa: Bart, tell dad I'll only pass the syrrup if it wont be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunking your sausages in that syrrup, Homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!
vegetarian17.mp3    235kb 
Janey: Are you going to marry a carrot, Lisa?
Lisa: Hph... yeess, I'm going to marry a carrot.
Janey: Huh! She admitted it, she admitted she was gonna marry a carrot!
vegetarian18.mp3    58kb 
Paul McCartney: Before you go, would you like to hear a song?
Lisa: Wow! That would be great.
Paul McCartney: Okay, take it Apu.
Apu: I'm Seargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Man, I'm hoping you'll enjoy my show!
vegetarian19.mp3    94kb 

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