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3F02: Bart Sells His Soul
SEASON SEVEN :: 13 Quotes
Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?
Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.
soul1.mp3    167kb 

Bart: Gee, you're really uppy for someone who eats bugs all day.
soul2.mp3    42kb

Bart: Lemme try.
Jimbo: Way to breathe, no breath.
soul3.mp3    48kb
Moe: No c'mon, I need a name that says friendly all american cooking.
Homer: How about Sherman Moes Magic Wok.
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Nah, I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time.
Homer: I got it! Madman Moes Pressure Cooker!
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Hey, how bout Uncle Moes Family Feedbag?
Barney: I hate it.
soul4.mp3    138kb
Bart: You know Milhouse?
Milhouse: Yeeeeeesssss!
Bart: Maybe you're getting tired of that soul, huh?
Milhouse: Nooooooooooo!
Bart: Suppose someone wanted to buy it from you...
Milhouse: Oh! You wanna buy it back, Bart? Sure.. no problem! Fifty bucks!
Bart: WHAT!?
Milhouse: Who's stupid now, huh? (does a weirdo laugh)
soul5.mp3    146kb
Jingle: Come to Uncle Moes for family fun, it's good good good good, good good good!
soul6.mp3    48kb
Moe: Hiya folks, Welcome to Uncle Moes. Aww.. look at all the cute little minors.
Homer: Wow! That's Moe! The guy from the ad!
Moe: Right this way, Homer.
Homer: And he knows my name!
soul7.mp3    80kb 
Moe: Here you go, here I am, Uncle Moe, thankyou m'am, this'll be a treat, Uncle Moe, here I am, while you eat! Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot!
soul8.mp3    97kb 
Bart: I want my soul, and I want it now!
Homer: Bart! You didn't finish your Spaghetti and Moeballs!
Brain: Quiet you fool! It could be ours!
Homer: Run boy! Run! Run for your life!
soul9.mp3    94kb 
Bart: [talks to the strange guy at the Van Houtens door]
soul10.mp3    150kb 
Moe: [goes off at a little girl because her 'teef' hurt]
soul11.mp3    146kb 
Todd: Ow! My freakin ears!
soul12.mp3    46kb
Grandma Van Houten: You dial 91, and then when I say so, dial 1 again!
soul13.mp3    32kb 

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