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2F19: The PTA Disbands
SEASON SIX :: 13 Quotes
Tour Guide: People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off!
:otto's school bus screams around the corner and hits the cannon:
Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep them loaded.
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Principal Valiant: Here's the admission, plus something for you. See that they get a little extra education would you.
Ticket Lady: Yes sir Principal Valiant!
Skinner: He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the "Princi" awards.
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Edna: I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper.
Skinner: Posh, shredded newspapers have much needed roughage and essential links. Besides, you didn't notice the old Gym mats!
Lunchlady Doris: There's very little meat in these gym mats.
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Bart: Strike eh. Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of.... Malk?
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Bart: Basically Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want.
Skinner: She did?
Bart: Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
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:the music class plays the 'forbidden music' once Mr. Largo leaves when there's a strike:
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Ralph: Miss Hoover, are you on stri....
Miss Hoover: :in car: Go home, children!
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Lisa: Luckily I'm prepared for this so I'm not too worried.
Strike Kit: Sit up straight, no talking. Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?
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Bart: --Is at a construction site telling the workers what to do through the megaphone. their boss comes, snatches the mega phone, and has the same voice as Bart--
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Bart: You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute. :the message is passed by about 10 people:
Guy: Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher!
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Marge: There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
Bart: Hello mother dear!
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Moe: --Moe is a replacement teacher. The names Anita Bath and Maya Butreeks are on the roll call--
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Milhouse: Hey Bart, what about the booby trap!
Bart: :gasps, removes whoopie cushion from Marge's seat: May I?
Kids: Teachers pet, mama's boy!
Milhouse: I meant the other booby trap!
Bart: :gasps louder, runs to Marge, throws her off seat, seconds before she is hit with a tree branch tied from the roof:
Marge: Kids have been doing that one since my day!
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