2F18: Two Dozen And One Greyhounds
SEASON SIX :: 8 Quotes
Marge: This house stinks! You're not just putting the new newspapers over the old ones, are you?
Homer: Do you have a better idea?
Marge: Now I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I had to wear Lisa's to school today.
Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
Homer: Mainly your mother!
Lisa: Is that what we do in this family, when somebody becomes an inconvenience we just get rid of them?
:scene changes to the Retirement Castle, where Abe is in his room, lonely:
Abe: :picks up phone, which didn't ring: Hello! Is anybody there? Awww...
Abe: We could use a new pet over at the home seeing how we accidentaly killed that smart mouthed bird.
Chief Wiggum: I'm sorry kids, I don't think we'll ever find your greyhounds. Maybe Mr. Burns will sell you one of the 25 he got last night.
Lisa: :gasp: He's going to make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
Bart: :in tune to see my vest: Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-n-naa!
Bart: Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.
Lisa: But they are ours! You stole them from us.
Mr. Burns: Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares.
Lisa: :taps in 911:
Mr. Burns: Gimmie that!
Homer: Marge. You know that batting this lightbulb is the only thing that cheers me up after getting rid of those million dollar greyhounds.