1F09: Homer The Vigilante
SEASON FIVE :: 9 Quotes
Bart: The burglar even took my stamp collection!
Lisa: You! Had a stamp collection (everybody laughs), *phone rings*
Nelson: Stamp collection! Haha!
Professor Frink: [demonstrates his security system]
Ned: I think it's time we start our own Neighborhood Watch!..a-roonie!
Ned: Now, who should lead the group?
Crowd: Yeeeeeaaah!!! Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
Ned: Well, I don't have really much experience but I'll be..
Moe: Someone else!
Crowd: Yaaaay! Someone else, someone else, someone else!
Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea!
Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults a...
Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way...
Capt'n McAllister: Sorry!
Seymour: Uh oh!
Moe: Me again...
Homer: Now we need code names. I'll be cue ball, Skinner can be eight ball, Barney will be twelve ball, and Moe, you can be cue ball!
Moe: You're an idiot.
Homer: We'll be right back!
Kent: I get to say that!
Lisa: Dad, maybe this will cheer you up. (plays song by blowing an empty bottle)
Homer: Oh! It doesn't work anymore.... I didn't say stop!
Wiggum: Big T, huh?
Homer: Well... I guess I'll be going to my home now and... sleep.
Wiggum: Yeah... me too.... I will also go home.... for sleep.
Mayor Quimby: Mmm, I guess we're not gonna find anything.
Otto: Well how we gonna get outta here?
Homer: We'll dig our way out!
Wiggum: No, no, dig up, stupid!