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1F07: The Last Temptation Of Homer
SEASON FIVE :: 17 Quotes
Bart: Each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye. Therein lies the game...
Milhouse: I fear to watch... yet I cannot turn away!
Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
Edna: I'm in the lines... you got a problem, go tell your mama.
Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this!
mindy1.mp3    148kb 

Bart: You mean it aint me noggin it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly!
mindy2.mp3    30kb 

Doctor: Hmm.. throat looks a little red... I better spray it.
Bart: (cough cough) *nerdy voice* Oooooh thanks nice lady, my voice is crazy with this brain already. Ooooh I feel so much better Mr. medical science-type person.
mindy3.mp3    112kb
Lenny: Oh, if they hire a woman we wont be able to spit on the floor!
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot!
Homer: And we wont be able to pee in the drinking fountain!.... Y'know I... if we wanted to.. uh.. not that I ever.. did.
mindy4.mp3    107kb
Homer: What the hell was that! I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot!
mindy5.mp3    39kb
Sherri & Terri: Nice glasses four eyes!
Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes... uuuh.... two feet... uuh.
mindy6.mp3    59kb
Homer: So uuh... what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: We love cake. Anybody see the game last night?
Homer: Yeeeah. That Mindy seems real nice.
Lenny: Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break!
Carl: Yeah, usually you just take the box of donuts into the bathroom!
Homer: Mindy has a motorcycle!
mindy7.mp3    119kb 
Homer: Moe I need your advice... See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
Guy: *runs out of the bar, crying*
Barney: Aye! Joey Joe Joe!
mindy8.mp3    91kb 
Homer: I've made it the whole day without seeing her again! AAh! I mean.. HAaalow!
Mindy: Eh... I guess we'll be going down together.. I mean getting off t.. I mean
Homer: That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator!
mindy9.mp3    102kb 
Abe: That raccoon stole my lambchooooop!
mindy10.mp3    24kb 
Advert: Just do it!
Advert: Examine your scalp for ringworm!
mindy11.mp3    61kb 
Mindy: I'm so happy, darling!
Homer: I as well! Are you happy Jeeves?
Jeeves: Mmmyes sir... quite.
Homer: Then we're all happy!
mindy12.mp3    56kb 
Goofy Kid: You're goofy lookin'! Hyuhyuhyuck!
mindy13.mp3    15kb 
Homer: Uh-oh..
Lisa: Dad, why are you singing?
Homer's Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie!
Homer: Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.
Homer's Brain: Bra-vo! *clap clap*
mindy14.mp3    83kb 
Homer: Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
Lenny: Max, what I did was because of alcohol and anger...
Guy: I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incidence occured in 1956 when..
Mindy: Hi Homer!
Homer: Mindy! Uh...Ahem...
Homer's Brain: Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert...
Homer: Mu...Murphy... You, you are an elf... uncontrollably... I think!
mindy15.mp3    202kb
Hotel Manager: And there's your king size bed for [makes noises]
Homer: Stop that, I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort!
mindy16.mp3    104kb
Ned: Kids... did anybody prey for giant shoes!?
Rod: I did!
Ned: Okaley Dokely!
mindy17.mp3    40kb

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