1F05: Bart's Inner Child
SEASON FIVE :: 11 Quotes
Marge: Why do you read that 'free' column, Homer. They never have anything good!
Homer: OH MY GOD!
Lisa: What is it?
Homer: Tramampoline! Trampopoline!
Homer: All right, you win for now. But some day you'll RUST. RUST I TELL YA :laughs like a maniac:
Marge: Do I just nag all the time
*10 - 15 seconds of Marge nagging people*
Brad Goodman: Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there? Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes, indicisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder or GPD, and cronic nagging... nagging... nagging... nagging... nagging
Patty: :Punches TV: Sorry, it does that sometimes.
Brad Goodman: Troy. This circle is you.
Troy McClure: My god! It's like you've known me all your life!
Homer: Food goes in here! It suuure does.
Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this.. this..
Brad: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger..
Marge: His name is Bart.
Bart: Lis', today I am a god!
Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an icecream sandwich?
Kent Brockman: Springfield will have it's first annual 'Do What You Feel' festival this Saturday whenever you feel like showing up. It will be a welcome change to our 'Do As We Say' festival, started by German settlers in 1946.
Burns: And I'm really enjoying this so called... iced cream!
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything I'd just like to say that.... I... love.. you.
Smithers: In those colors!
Homer: [watches a crime show on TV]