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SEASON FIVE :: 20 Quotes
Guards: [do a 'Wizard Of Oz' style march in front of Mr. Burns' Manor]
bobo1.mp3    106kb 

Burns' Father: Oh well... at least we still have his little brother George.
George Burns: Buh buh buh buh oh the sun shines so bright on my old kentucky home buh buh buh bum... trust me it'll be funny when I'm an old man.
bobo2.mp3    77kb 

Smithers: Who's... Bobo, sir?
Mr Burns: Bobo? Duh.. uh, I meant Lobo... Sherrif Lobo, they should have never cancelled that show.
-scene cut by me-
Homer: Lobo.. Lobo... bring back sherriff Lobo... Lobo! AAAAH!
bobo3.mp3    112kb
Homer: I'm writing a delicious send up of Mr. Burns for his birthday. Is poo poo one word or two?
bobo4.mp3    44kb
Homer: Hey Flanders! You smell like manure!
Ned Flanders: Uh oh... better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbour.
bobo5.mp3    49kb
The Ramones: I'd just like to say this gig sucks. Hey up yours Springfield. One two three four.....
"Happy Birthday to YOU. Happy Birthday to YOU. Happy Birthday Burnsey, Happy Birthday, TO YOU!"
Go to hell you old bastard.
bobo6.mp3    150kb
Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you turn your head slightly.
Burns: Bah, no time.
bobo7.mp3    66kb 
Homer: Are you ready to laugh? I SAID. Are you ready to laugh!?
Lady: Quiet you awful man.
Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap.
Burns: Whaaat?
Homer: I mean... Mr. Burns is so old....
Burns: How dare you!
bobo8.mp3    136kb 
Smithers: You want your bear Bobo, don't you.
Burns: Liar! I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime... nggg... nyeeh. Resistance is futile!
bobo9.mp3    67kb 
Bart: Hey Apu this bag has a head in it!
Apu: Oooh, A head bag. Those are chock full of.... headed goodness.
bobo10.mp3    63kb 
Smithers: Here's something that should cheer you up, sir. It's me sir, Bobo, hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur!
bobo11.mp3    53kb 
Homer: Mouldy.... Old...? I'm gonna get something to eat!
bobo12.mp3    163kb 
Homer: Huuuuh! How long have we had these fish. Wait...the bear. Burns' bear!
bobo13.mp3    65kb 
Homer: Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed buuuuuunnn.
Guy: Homer, you're drooling on the mike again.
bobo14.mp3    61kb 
Marge: I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward..... and then we'll make him double it! Well why can't I be greedy once in a while?
bobo15.mp3    59kb 
Homer: Uh, big deal, who needs his money? We're getting by okay.
Abe: Son! You've gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here and I don't have any insurance.
bobo16.mp3    78kb 
Homer: Mmmm... 64 slices of american cheese.....
bobo17.mp3    157kb 
Barney The Dinosaur: Two plus two is four... two plus two is four... two plus two is four.
Homer: Hehehe. I can see why this is so popular.
bobo18.mp3    68kb 
Burns: Smithers I'm home... (laughs)
Smithers: What already? (laughs)
Burns: Yes. (louder laughs)
Lisa: Is it my imagination or is TV getting worse?
Homer: Eh, it's about the same... uh oh, look out Smithers (crash).
bobo19.mp3    126kb 
Burns: Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again.
Smithers: Wait for me sir!
bobo20.mp3    107kb 

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