9F17: So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show
SEASON FOUR :: 10 Quotes
Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!
Homer: You talk better than you fool.
Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.
Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
Homer: And that's the story of April fools day.
Lisa: Dad, I was telling the story!
Homer: It's a good thing that beer wasn't shooken up any more, or I'd have looked quite the fool. An April Fool, as it were.
Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it, That's two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there's beer coming from the chimney.
Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot, call in a code 8.
Lou: We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels.
Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. Ohohohohoh. April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.
Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable. Watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.
Abe: Poor Homer. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. :Homer Salivates: AAh! Kill it! Kill iiit!
Abe: Why I go in and out of coma's all the .............. french toast please.
Lisa: Is a coma painful?
Abe: Oh heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those tv shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.
Homer: :15 seconds of D'oh's:
Marge: You lose 5% of your brain.
Homer: Me lose brain, uh-oh! :everyone including Homer laugh's: Why I laugh?