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9F06: New Kid On The Block
SEASON FOUR :: 16 Quotes
Homer: C'mon, Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough... [reads label] estrogen.
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Laura: Are you all right?
Bart's brain: She's beautiful. Say something clever.
Bart: I fell on my bottom.
Bart's brain: D'oh!
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Ruth: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially
after that TIME cover story, ``America's Worst City''.
Marge: You could see our house in that photo!
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Kearney: Hey baby how bout putting your finger in my ear!
Laura: I dunno your boyfriend looks like the jealous type.
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Homer: Shut up you little monsters! I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister. I look after her now.
Abigail: No, Bart. Put it down, Bart. Bart, put it down.
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Waiter: And for the gentleman?
Homer: All you can eat, all you can eat!
Waiter: Alright when you're ready take this plate over--
Chef: Please don't take the steam tray. Sir!
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Homer: I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine! I'll look it up!
Marge: [annoyed] Well, who was it?
Homer: Nevermind.
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Hutz: This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, ``The Never-Ending Story''.
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Abe: Bart, oh you remembered my birthday?
Bart: Huh? Oh I sure did! Here's a bus schedule.
Abe: Wow, fits right in my pocket.
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Homer: Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other.
Zookeeper: They're having sex.
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Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch!
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Bart: I'll show them who's ``just a kid''!
Marge: Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!
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Lawyer: Your honour I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in boys!
Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Lawyer: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door.
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Marge: We drove around until 3am looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant
Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: We went fishing.
Hutz: Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
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Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!
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Barney: Uh oh my heart just stopped..... oh there it goes.
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