9F05: Marge Gets A Job
SEASON FOUR :: 11 Quotes
Troy: Now, do you hav extruded poly-vinyl foam insulation?
Bart: Meet cueball, the man with no hair!
Lady: He's hideous!
Homer: Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves... eighty-hundred we need.
Smithers: I prepared a special musical number for Jack's special night.
Smithers: There is a man
Chorus: There is a man!
Smithers: A certain man
Chorus: A certain man!
Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land. You know his name
Chorus: You know his name!
Smithers: It's Mr. Burns
Chorus: It's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke
Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha!
Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns.
Chorus: He's Mr. Burns!
Burns: I'm Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He's Monty Burns!
Burns: I'm MR. Burns!
Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty but to you it's Mr. Burns!
Homer: Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant,
blame the guy who can't speak English.
Burns: That woman, she's so captivating. Smithers my heart's pounding like a jackhammer!
Bart: Ohhh my ovaries!
Homer: I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba... [gets into bed] Eh, good-night.
Lady: Here we have an Alaskan Timberwolf. He weighs 240 pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises.
Krusty: LOUD!? THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY.
Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants of you!
Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.
Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!