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8F17: Dog Of Death
SEASON THREE :: 10 Quotes
Barney: You know, I heard the jackpot is up to one hundred and thirty million dollars 
Barney: Did you say one hundred and thirty million dollars?  Homer: Yeah! 
Barney: Wow! 
dog1.mp3    76kb 

Homer: Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast, how old are you? Uh huh, and what's your birthday?... No kidding, and what's Lisa's birthday? What, you don't know your sisters birthday, what kind of brother are you?
dog2.mp3    70kb 

Homer: If you were seventeen, we'd be rich, but nooo... you had to be ten!
dog3.mp3    50kb
Burns: Nonsense, dogs are idiots, think about it Smithers, if I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Hmm...if you did it, sir?
dog4.mp3    78kb
Homer: Marge, I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats!
Marge: ...I don't think you've thought this through...
dog5.mp3    78kb
Bart: Oh, it's all my fault! I called him a dumb dog!
Homer: Oh, he's gone and he's never coming back... wait, there he is!... no, that's a horse
dog6.mp3    80kb
Burns: Well neighbor I see you've got your running shoes on, that's a good thing!.... (Smithers releases the hounds)
Flanders: *screams like a wussy girl*
dog7.mp3    62kb 
Smithers: Wanna buy some cookies, wanna buy some cookies?
(Santa's Little Helper runs up to Smithers and greets him)
Burns: If that were a real girl scout I would have been bothered by now!
dog8.mp3    52kb 
Lisa: Poor Santa's Little Helper, I'm starting to think we'll never see him again!
Homer: That was his dish, and that was his leash... and that's where he took a whizz on the rug...
dog9.mp3    96kb 
Bart: I don't care if I have to knock on every door in this stupid town, I'm gonna find my dog
Homer: And I'll be right here watching TV!
dog10.mp3    46kb 

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