8F14: Homer Alone
SEASON THREE :: 7 Quotes
Homer/Bart/Lisa: (All three say different things at once.. Marge can't hear a word they are saying)
Marge: One at a time! One at a time!.......
Homer/Bart/Lisa: (They hear a few seconds of silence...then decide to start over again)
Radio: It's time for another Bill and Marty Classic Prank Call!
Bill: Hello, is this Mr. Chester Sherman?
Bill: Sir your wife is dead!
Chester: Oh...god, no!
Bill: Thats right, she just walked through a plate glass window, there's blood everywhere!
Chester: But...but I just talked to her (starts crying)
Bus Driver: Look lady, this better be good....
Marge: (Starts roaring like a tiger...the driver goes back in the bus)
Homer: Let me through, let me through! I'm her husband!
Eddie: Well, that explains a lot!
Selma: Bart, you'll be sleeping with your Aunt Patty
Bart: In your bed?
Patty: Uh huh, and I shall warn you, I'm told I snore. ahaha
Homer: Hi Barney, thanks for keeping me company!
Barney: No problem...well, well, if it isn't little Bart! Remember me, your uncle Barney! Hey Homer let me hold him.
Homer: Alright, but just be careful!
Barney: Woooah! Someone smells stinky! Oh it's me!
Selma: Come on kids! Time to rub Aunt Patty's feet!
(Bart and Lisa shudder)