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8F02: Treehouse Of Horror II
SEASON THREE :: 13 Quotes
Marge: (Marge does her little Halloween episode introduction, warning everybody about the terror...)
thohb1.mp3    208kb 

Homer: Hey, If you don't like it, go to Russia!
thohb2.mp3    17kb 

Homer: That Monkeys Paw is going to make our dreams come true!
Maggie: <suck>
Lisa: Oh no! Maggie made a wish! (the family hear a car horn)
Homer: Oooh! A luxury car! Goood Maggie!
Marge: (someones at the door, she opens it) Ooh, a new pacifier
(The car drives off)
Homer: D'oh!
thohb3.mp3    154kb 
Bart: No more foolin around, paw, I wish for The Simpsons to be rich and famous!
Homer: Now you're talkin!
Lisa: Yaaaay!
Marge: My purse just exploded!
Homer: Come on everybody, we're going to the fanciest restaraunt in town!
thohb4.mp3    136kb
Lisa: I wish for world peace!
Homer: Lisa that was very selfish of you!
thohb5.mp3    41kb
Homer: I'll make a wish that can't backfire! I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! (Homer eats)... mmm, not bad, nice hot mustard, good bread, turkeys a little dry... THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY!!!
thohb6.mp3    219kb
Lisa: Bart, Bart! I had a bad dream, can I sleep in your bed? Bart: No!
Lisa: I'll give you a candy necklace...
Bart: Climb aboard...
thohb7.mp3    121kb 
Otto: Hey, this is fun, isn't it! We're gonna die, arent we!
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Krusty: Well, we're still on...three hundred and forty six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who... who wont let me stop!!! Okay, now lets go and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal wakeup drugs of his...
Audience: Yaaaaaay!
thohb9.mp3    158kb 
Lisa/Bart: Mom, dad!
Marge: My goodness what's wrong?
Bart: We both had nightmares!
Lisa: Can we sleep with you?
Homer: Are you both toilet trained?
Lisa: Yes!
Homer: Oh okay then...
thohb10.mp3    77kb 
Smithers: It's the man in the bag sir, I think he's still alive!
Burns: Bad corpse bad corpse, stop scaring Smithers! Satisfied?
Smithers: Thankyou sir
thohb11.mp3    65kb 
Marge: It's your father, he's missing
Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here!
Marge: He's been gone for two days!
Lisa: What do you know, she's right!
thohb12.mp3    51kb
Burns: Will you quit your complaining!
Smithers: Sir, You know what this means? He IS alive
Burns: Oh, you're right Smithers, I guess I owe you a coke..
thohb13.mp3    57kb

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