8F01: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
SEASON THREE :: 9 Quotes
Homer: They take hundreds of magazines, filter out the crap, and leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket! (Homer struggles to fit it in his pocket)
Homer: Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread, the pitiless bark of the sea lion! <gasp> He'll be killed!
Marge: Homer, he obviously got out alive if he wrote the article...
Homer: Don't be so..... (turns the page). Oh you're right
Lady: Are you a professional writer?
Homer: mm, mm... (in a 'no' kinda way)
Lady: Are you interested in politics and government?
Homer: mmmm.. (in a 'i dunno' kinda way)
Lady: Are you interested in anything?
Homer: mmmm.. (same as above)
Lady: Could you touch your nose for me
Homer: (Homer twists and bends but doesnt touch his nose)
Bart: Well, okay. Which one do you want?
Lisa: I...want.... that one
Bart: Really? You want that one? Well..it's all yours, whatever you say
Lisa: Why, whats wrong with it?
Bart: Nothing! Have a good night sleep Lisa
Lisa: No, really, what?!
Lisa: What did you do to it?
Homer: (the phone rings) What the..... D'oh, stupid welcoming mint!... (picks up phone) Yallow!
Bart: Good morning, this is your wake up call!
Homer: Wake up call? It's 2am!
Bart: Sorry fatso!
Homer: Oh I love your magazine, my favorite section is 'How To Increase Your Word Power'. That thing is really, really, really... good
Lady: These are your special VIP badges, they get you into places other tourists can't see!
Homer: Miss, what does the 'I' stand for?
Homer: Ooooh, how bout the V?
Homer: Oooh, and miss, one more question..
Homer: Aaah. What does the I stand for again?
Homer: Give her the cheque!!! (the crowd laughs) Oh, I was serious
Guy: (Sings a song about Lisa, Bart can't stand it so he hits him with his slingshot)