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7F23: When Flanders Failed
SEASON THREE :: 11 Quotes
Homer: Look, I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world, he's a jerk! End of story! 
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Flanders: Hey hey, Homer! 
Homer: Mhhfuuh phhhuu 
Flanders: Okay! Thanks for coming! 
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Lisa: Dad do you know what Schadenfreude is? 
Homer: No, I do not know what schadenfreude is, please tell me because I am dying to know... 
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Music: They fought, and bit, they fought and fought and bit. Fought fought fought, bit bit bit, that was the Itchy and Scratchy show! 
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Homer: Apple, Apple, Apple, come on candy bar... hey, i know you, you're that first Apple I didn't want! That's sends it, I'm really going to let them have it this time! 
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Homer: Hey Flanders, is everything okay 
Flanders: Ooooh yeah, sure, thought I'd just get rid of some of the clutter, see anything you like? 
Homer: Oh I get it, its not good enough for you but it's good enough for me! Well I wouldn't be caught dead buying this... hello! 
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Homer: Hey Bartely Boobely, care for a Steak-a-roonie? 
Bart: Sounds scrump-diddely-umptious dear old daddely doodely! 
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Lisa: I'm sure you had nothing to do with this, you scavenger of human misery! 
Bart: Hey, keep your hands off my china hutch! 
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Chuck: Good afternoon sir, I'm Chuck Ellis from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you think you dont need to pay your bills! 
Homer: Oh, I know I disobey them but there's just so many! 
Chuck: Does it make you feel good about yourself to owe people money. We've been very patient with you Mr. Flanders 
Homer: I know but.... wait a minute, I'm Homer Simpson! Ned Flanders lives over there 
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Lisa: You punks are about to get a taste of your own medicine, this is my brother and he knows karate! 
Jimbo: Oh, we're real scared! 
Kearney: Please don't hurt us Bart! 
Dolph: What are you gonna do? Throw your diapers at us? Haha! 
Lisa: Yeah just keep laughing, you know it makes him madder! Come on Bart, start em off with the touch of death, and go from there! 
Bart: I think they've learned their lesson already 
Jimbo: No! We wanna see the touch of death! 
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Flanders: Even the good book can't help me now! 
Homer: Why not? 
Flanders: I sold it to you for seven cents! You know, ever since that barbeque nothing has gone right, it's like, there's been a curse on me (Homer and Flanders start crying and whining) 
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