7F20: The War Of The Simpsons
SEASON TWO :: 10 Quotes
Homer: Mmmm...Horse Douvers...
Marge: Homer! You promised!
Homer: I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie!
Marge: Go easy on the al-key-hole
Homer: Bart! Do that thing you do that's so cute!
Homer: That thing you know how to do!
Homer: Go to bed!
Homer: Could you uh...give me uh.... hand full of peanuts... Maude?
Maude: Oh sure...
Homer: Not those peanuts.... the ones at the bottom!
Marge: I have NEVER been so embarrased in my life!
Homer: Why... wadja do?
Bart: Hahaha! Come back for more eh?
Marge: Well I was thinking... do you think you could babysit the kids this weekend, I wouldn't ask, but we're desperate
Abe: Oh suuuure! Last resort. Old Grandpa the B. The guy who can't be counted on for nothing knowhow dag-nammit. Everyone's against me!........ I'll do it!
Lovejoy: Ned, Maude, what brings you here?
Ned: Well.... sometimes god bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers!
Homer: Oh, lucky you don't keep guns in the house
Lovejoy: Homer, why are you here
Homer: Oh....because I got drunk and looked down her dress!
Lovejoy: Come on Homer what are her faults?
Homer: Well sometimes she can be annoying!
Marge: Oh Homer
Lovejoy: Now Marge, don't interrupt, you'll get your turn
Homer: I'm done
Lovejoy: Okay, Marge
Marge: Well... its not that I don't love the guy, I'm always sticking up for him, it's just that he's so self-centered. He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays. He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and low lifes
Homer: Oh its true!
Lovejoy: Homer don't interrupt
Marge: He blows his nose on the towels and then puts them back in the middle!
Homer: I only did that a couple of times!
Homer: I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers, cuz I am the champion, of the world!