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7F09: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
SEASON TWO :: 7 Quotes
Homer: It's no trouble, I've got a whole garage full of tools I never use!
itchyscratchy1.mp3    27kb
Homer: You heard me, I wont be in for the rest of the week...... I told you! My baby beat me up!
itchyscratchy2.mp3    55kb
Krusty: Hey hey hey, settle down boys and girls, or Krusty will have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment again
itchyscratchy3.mp3    63kb
Roger Meyers Jr: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her... But how?
Animator: Drop an anvil on her?
1st Board Member: Hit her on the head with a piano?
2nd Board Member: Stuff her full of TNT and then throw a match down her throat and run?
itchyscratchy4.mp3    102kb
Homer: Take that you dumb squirrel... hehehe!
itchyscratchy5.mp3    17kb
Kent: So you have no professional objection to Itchy & Scratchy?
Marvin Monroe: No not at all, infact, uh, one of my guilty little pleasures is to snuggle up with a big bucket of buttered popcorn, dim the lights, listen to Itchy and Scratchy, and laugh myself silly... now what the hell is wrong with that?
itchyscratchy6.mp3    105kb
Roger Meyers Jr: So, whats your big idea, how do we end this?
Marge: Hmmm.. lets see, um... ooh, uh, couldn't Itchy, share his pie with Scratchy, then they will both have pie!
Roger Meyers Jr: Its different, I'll give you that
itchyscratchy7.mp3    116kb 

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