7F02: Simpson And Delilah
SEASON TWO :: 12 Quotes
Announcer: Okay, the capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?
Marge: Hitler North Dakota?
Contestent: Bismarck! (ping noise)
Homer: Hey, i'm still beating you, boy
Announcer: Okay, the colors of the Italian flag are Red, White, and what?
Bart: Blue! Homer: Yellow! Bart: Orange, Red, Patty: Green!
Homer: Black, White, Green!
Homer: I was right!
Announcer: (big breath) Foryourfreebrochuresendfivedollarsto demoxinil fortyfivehairplazahaircityUtah
Demoxinil Guy: Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range, however I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it would be purely coincidental
Homer: Good morning Springfield! Good morning Mr. and Mrs. Wingfield!
Mr Wingfield: Why dont you get a haircut you hippy!
Carl: There's something different about you Homer, d'you lose some weight?
Lenny: Yeah, you look like you've got a tan or something
Guy: I know what it is, a new tie!
Smithers: Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted, you are now an executive, take three minutes to say goodbye to your former friends, and report to room 503 for re-assignment to a better life.
Marge: Hello Homey, how's my big important executive?
Homer: Oh Marge, every woman I interview for the secretary job makes kissy faces at me!
Karl: Hello Mr. Simpson, I'm.... Karl.
Marge: He sounds good, hire him
Karl: I want you to say to yourself... I deserve this, I love it, I am natures greatest miracle. Go ahead, say it.
Karl: Trust me Homer
Karl: Take a step and SAY IT!
Homer: I...deserve this
Homer: I DESERVE THIS!
Karl: Shout it!
Homer: I AM NATURES GREATEST MIRACLE!!!!!!!
Karl: I'll need three weeks vacation and moving expences... Homer: YOU'VE GOT IT, BUDDY!
Karl: Lets go shopping!
Singer: You are so beautiful, to meeeeeee!
Marge: I love you Homer!
Homer: I love you Karl, uh... Marge!
Karl: Stunning.... absolutely stunning!
Smithers: Hey...why do you care if this guys' bald?
Karl: My reasons.... Are my own!