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GABF20: Marge's Son Poisoning
SEASON SEVENTEEN :: 19 Quotes
Homer: A strongman? Are you for sale? Cause I need someone to throw a birdbath at my neighbour.
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Marge: Homie, If I buy a bicycle built for two, would you ride with me?
Homer: Marge I don't hate your mother, I just wont be sad when she dies. 47, 48.
Marge: I was asking for something.
Homer: Yeah sure whatever you want. 95, 96, 13, 64, banana.
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Marge: Our tandem bicycle. When I bought it you said you'd ride with me.
Homer: But I'm watching television. A lot of people worked hard on this show.
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Homer: Hello Dominos. What do you mean you're not open? No you call me back during business hours. I'll show you who's a recorded message.
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Marge: Well I heard Neil Young sing about her.
Bart: I heard Old Neil put her down.
Marge: Well I hope Neil Young will remember
Bart: This southern man don't need him round anyhow. Mom, who's Neil Young?
Marge: He was a singer in the 60s, like The Archies and The Banana Splits
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Marge: Just to be safe I'm going to dial 9-1 on my cell phone.
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Bart: Think they have video games?
Marge: No
Bart: Batting cage?
Marge: No
Bart: Rock climbing wall?
Marge: No
Bart: Robot musical review
Marge: No
Bart: Zoomanity by Cirque Du Solei.
Marge: No
Bart: Bathroom?
Marge: Yes
Bart: Well that's really what I need the most.
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Milhouse: Hey Bart they're testing me for lazy eye, wanna come with?
Bart: Sorry Milhouse I've got plans.
Milhouse: Okay, I'll bring you back an eye care pamphlet.
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Homer: I'm joining a professional arm wrestling circuit.
Marge: Uh huh and how will this affect your job at the plant?
Homer: Negatively I guess.
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Moe: Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son. Huh? Ah screw you ya stupid thing. He is my son.. that blows!
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Krusty: Green Tea? Who's that? Mr. T's Irish brother? Earl Grey, I'd rather have Linda Grey. Is she still alive? What's next.. what the hell I'm not doing that one.
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Kearney: Princess cake? Bart you just got yourself a nickname for life!
Dolph: Hey Princess cake, want some Princess cake!?
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Moe: Marge called ya, she said she loves you and she hopes you break the guys arm so hard that it pokes through his skin.
Homer: Did she say anything else?
Moe: Yeah, She said to shut up and stop asking questions and listen to Moe.
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Agnes: Seymour where were you? A brightly colored car hurt my eyes!
Seymour: Don't worry mother I have your eye balm in my man purse right here.
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Apu: Where is my John Wayne, Where is my Prairie Song, Where is my happy ending, where have all the cowboys gone? Doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
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Chalmers: Next up on the Springfield Elementary Karaoke Showcase is.. SKINNERRRRR! and Mrs. SKINNERRRR!
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Skinner and Agnes sing "Ebony And Ivory". They morph into an old Bart and Marge singing the same duet.
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Homer and Marge sing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Homer: Marge, spending time with you is more important to me than all the pie eating contests in the world.
Marge: I thought it was arm wrestling.
Homer: I was in a pie eating contest on the way home.
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Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph sing My Sharona.
Homer: That song is a pop music footnote.... I didn't say stop!
poisoning19.mp3

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