GABF18: Bonfire Of The Manatees
SEASON SEVENTEEN :: 16 Quotes
Homer: Ow! It's not my fault the raiders lost! It's Professor Pigskins!
Fat Tony: If he mentions that pig again, use two hammers.
Homer: But the pig! OWWW!
Fat Tony: We would like to use your home to shoot an adult film.
Mobster: Yeah it's called Lemony Licket. A Series Of Horny Events.
Homer: Please there's gotta be something else I can do. Like mow your lawn every week for two weeks. I can't do it next week.
Bart: I wanna see Santa! He can explain why he gave me a Playstation box with nothing inside but a coloring book.
Elf: Welcome to Santa's Village where it's Christmas every day. Closed on Christmas.
Marge: Homer is this a snugglefilm!?
Homer: Um... you're IN THE WRONG HOUSE, LADY!
Marge: How could you allow this in the room where we do puzzles!?
Homer: Honey please just listen to what I have to say. I owed the mafia money.... Where you going?
Marge: Away from you!
Homer: When will you be back?
Marge: I don't know.
Homer: Who's gonna watch the kids.
Marge: You are?
Homer: Me, but I'm the father!
Homer: You didn't say bye to the kids!
Marge: Bye Bart. I love you Lisa! Sleep tight, Maggie. Today's the last day you can eat the yoghurt in the fridge.
Homer: Well we'd better go eat that yoghurt.
Homer: I might have broken the phone. Better call Moe.
Moe: Oh hey Homer.
Homer: Moe will you get off the line!
Caleb: I'm Dr. Caleb Thorne. I would do anything to protect a manatee. Except harm another manatee.
Marge: What if by harming a manatee you could save two manatees? But before you answer consider this. The manatee you'd have to harm is pregnant!
Caleb: Those are the questions that keep me up at night.
Homer: Hello Marge, does the Pizza guy take a check. If so, where do we keep the checks. And lastly, how do you write a check?
Homer: Hey look, a new restraunt chain!
Bart: Can we say It's my birthday and get free stuff.
Homer: We'll say it's all our birthdays.
Homer: If you'll excuse me I have to use the outhouse again.
Wife: But we don't have an outhouse!
Country Relative: My recording studio!
Marge: I've found a place where I'm needed.
Homer: You're needed at home!
Marge: And treated like I deserve.
Homer: .....You're needed at home!
Homer: Manatees, defend!
Country Relative: Homer are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?
Homer: Poor dumb country mouse. Can't even count!