SEASON SIXTEEN :: 20 Quotes
Bart: Oh yeah well you love Moleman!
Lisa: No you do! You're gay for Moleman!
Bart: You're gay for Moleman!
Moleman: No one's gay for Moleman.
Marge: Lisa graduating two years early and Bart..... graduating!
Ralph: I can use the potty now.
Jenda: Oh sorry Lisa. Sink Activate! I love your dress. Soap Activate! Bart tells me you got into Yale. Sink Terminate!
Lisa: Yeah even though McDonalds owns Yale now it's still a great school.
Bart: Mom dumped you because you blew all our money on this underwater house,
Homer: She'll realize she was a fool when-- HEY! Come back with my patio furniture! Stupid Flounders.
Bart: So what do you do to kill time in here?
Homer: There's a DVD player but it doesn't work.
Bart: Why did you buy the first hover car ever made!? Didn't you know it'd take time to work out the kinks.
Homer: HAHA! I KNOW. IT'S A HOVER CAR!
Bender: All right! You guys are my new best friends!
Homer: You wish, loser!
Moe: You moron! Uh, why did I think I ever needed a clone.
Moe: I'm not the clone you're the clone.
Moe: Oh please not this again!
Bart: Hi Mrs. K. This is sure weird huh.
Edna: Want it to get weirder?
Bart: Uh, I don't think so.
Edna: Good call Bart, we can both do better.
Milhouse: What Lisa's problem!? Milhouse mother say Milhouse handsome!
Krusty: Hey Hey! Krusty the Clown is dating your mom!
Snake: Don't move teenage Bart! I've got you covered with my taser slash cellphone. Dude this is totally not the time to call me. I don't know, some kind of pasta. Look, just get me what you're having alright? Eew, not that. What soups do they have.
Bart: Mr. Smithers? I thought you were, you know-- uh.
Smithers: Haha no I'm straight. As long as I take these injections every ten minutes. I LOVE BOOBIES!
Moe: Once they destroy each other, then we make our move.
Spider Moe: Yes, then we make our move..... What, a spider got into the cloning machine!
Bart: That's where Doc Frink used to live.
Jenda: Uh, I never had this problem with Todd Flanders.
Milhouse: Lenny, Carl, can you pull me out!?
Lenny: Sorry, we're ghosts now.
Carl: Our spirits live in those two trees.
Lenny: Or maybe we're alive and we just feel like jerking you around.
Carl: Or maybe we're one of each.
Bart: I'm waiting till I find a girl who likes me for me.
Frink: And you will at the age of 83. You die one minute later.
Bart: And my brain is put in a...
Frink: Poppers grave.
Homer: Marge I thought you'd never take me back after what I did to Krusty.
Marge: You mean get beaten up by him?
Bart: This sucks, I wanna see Vice President Cletus.
Cletus: You want me to attend the funeral of the sultan or Brunei. Well I would consider it my honour. Hey Brandine, pack my evening britches. We's going to Brunei!