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DABF12: Gump Roast
SEASON THIRTEEN :: 15 Quotes
Homer: Want a chocolate?
Wiggum: Hold it right there, Forrest Plump! This town has laws against impersonating movie characters.
Moe: Oh Behave!
Dr. Hibbert: Luke, I am your father :laughs:
Moe: Eh... shagadelic.
gump1.mp3
Wiggum: We've got an undercover guy who's infiltrating the mob. Oh there he is now. Hey Pete, Pete, they fixed the coke machine!
Pete: :laughs nervously:
gump2.mp3

Abe: Jack and Jill went up the hill and..... Jill came tumbling after, the end. Goodnight.
Homer: Is that the same Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk?
Abe: Y'know, son, I believe it is.
Homer: And Jack Spratt, is that him too?
gump3.mp3
Homer: Then came the day that changes every couple forever. The day we got our elephant.
gump4.mp3
Homer: All my other senses are getting sharper! Bart you had pizza for lunch. Lisa, you're extremelly depressed.
Lisa: As.. if.
gump5.mp3
Krusty: We're all here tonight for one reason... to keep Homer away from the buffet!
Dr. Hibbert: :laughs:
Nelson: Ha ha!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
Homer: That was at my expense! What kind of a roast is this!?
gump6.mp3
Burns: Again and again, he's brought this town to the brink of annihilation.
Crowd: :Laughs hysterically:
Burns: Why are you laughing? His bumbling has shortened your lives, and mutated all of your children.
Crowd: :laughs again:
Burns: Just look at all this catostrophic ninconpoopery.
Car: Hehaha.... poop.
gump7.mp3
Abe: Sweet toledo! What's keeping that dress on!?
Sideshow Mel: The collective will of everyone in this room.
Dr. Hibbert: :laughs:
Nelson: Ha ha!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
gump8.mp3
Agnes: Hey Abe, you want to hook up after the show?
Abe: Yeah, to a suicide machine!
Agnes: Ahaaaaaa, haaaa, haa
gump9.mp3
Ned: Thankyou so much. :sings: The Camptown ladies sing this song, doo dah, doo dah.
Lovejoy: Homer Simpson's breath is strong, oh, the doo dah
Ned: Hehey, now hold on there. The nice people want to hear the real words.
Lovejoy: But Ned, I was singing the real words.
Ned: Oh, lets just take it from the top. :sings: The Camptown ladies sing this song, doo dah, doo dah.
Lovejoy: The Camptown racetrack's five miles long...
Ned: That's better.
Lovejoy: Homer's breath smells bad!
Ned: Oh, those are not the words!
gump10.mp3
Kang: The fate of your planet rests on one human being. Homer Simpson.
Bart: Why him?
Kang: Because he is the fat, selfish epitome of modern man.
Moe: Hey, he stole my bit!
gump11.mp3
Marge: How's your father's project coming along?
Bart: I think he's almost done..
Homer: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Bart: Yeah, he's done.
gump12.mp3
Kang: These are not tears, we are vomiting from our eyes. Your baby's triekel has only intensified our loathing.
gump13.mp3
Kang: This child thinks of nothing but trendy Hollywood celebrities.
Kodos: We can learn much from this innocent one. Like Justin Timberlake's home phone number.
gump14.mp3

SONG: They'll Never Stop The Simpsons
Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking snakes, monorail,
Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby,
Homer worries Bart is gay, Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas, and Japan, Octuplets, and Bart's boy band,
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks, Lisa buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away, What else do I have to say?
They'll never stop The Simpsons, Have no fears, we've got stories for years,
Like, Marge becomes a robot, maybe Moe gets a cell phone,
Has Bart ever owned a bear or, How 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens, and doo doo doo doo, doo
Sorry for the clip show, have no fears, we've got stories for years.
gump15.mp3

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