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CABF11: Bye Bye Nerdie
SEASON TWELVE :: 22 Quotes
Lisa: That Ad Campaign may have crossed a line.
Homer: Ah what can you do? Sex sells.
nerdie1.mp3    36kb 

Marge: You should have left for work an hour ago!
Homer: They said if I come in late again I'm fired. I can't take that chance!
nerdie2.mp3    37kb 

Milhouse: Woah! It's like Speed 2. Only with a bus instead of a boat!
nerdie3.mp3    38kb
Lisa: Oh it's tough being the new kid, somebody should go talk to her.
Bart: Yeah, somebody should. One hour dry cleaner? Man, that's fast!
nerdie4.mp3    62kb
Lady: Your baby is dead! That's what you'd hear if your baby fell victim to the thousands of death traps lurking in the average American home.
Marge: Springfield Baby Proofing?
Homer: Y.. you really scared us!
Lady: Sorry about that. But the truth is, your baby, Maggie Simpson, is dead! Dead tired of baby-proofers who don't provide a free estimate!
nerdie5.mp3    157kb
Homer: That's a pretty big kaboose for a baby!
Marge: Homer don't be.. wow, that IS huge.
nerdie6.mp3    35kb
Lady: You see how quickly your baby could have been drinking this... Similac Baby Formula!?
nerdie7.mp3    82kb 
Homer: This is such an eye-opener. I always pictured the kids dying in the living room!
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Bart: Look at the new kid hogging the teeter-totter! It's like she owns the place.
Milhouse: Yeah! She thinks she's Babe, Pig In The City!
nerdie9.mp3    52kb 
Homer: Back in Grade School I had a bully problem myself!
-flashback sequence-
Homer: :singing, while punching nerd: Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting! Those kicks were fast as lightning!
-end flashback-
Homer: Good times!
nerdie10.mp3    121kb 
Homer: That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away.
Marge: She's not afraid of bunnies!
Homer: She will be!
nerdie11.mp3    109kb 
Lisa: How bout Jazz? You like Jazz?
Milhouse: I like Jazz!
Lisa: Milhouse? She got you too?
Milhouse: Yeah, but it's not so bad. I'm standing on Ralph!
Ralph: We're a totem-pole!
nerdie12.mp3    98kb
Homer: Look, I already encased the telephone in concrete.
Marge: How are you supposed to dial?
Homer: Reach into these holes! I use a carrot.
Marge: Isn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous!?
Homer: Baby could order poison!
Marge: Oh that's ridiculous!
[Homer dials numbers]
Phone Announcer: Poison Delivery Service! A gift basket of poisons is on it's way.
Marge: Oh I'm a horrible mother!
nerdie13.mp3    155kb 
Nelson: Why are you throwing tomatoes at yourself, huh? Why are you throwing tomatoes at yourself?
Martin: Your very question is faulty!
nerdie14.mp3    44kb 

Drederick Tatum: And so as heavyweight champion, recognized by nine of the fourteen sanctioning bodies, I sincerely urge you all to stay in school. Uhh, thankyou.
nerdie15.mp3    75kb 

Lisa: Mr. Tatum, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag.
Drederick Tatum: No, not at all, swab away. Woah woa.. nobody mentioned a beaker!
Lisa: Please! It's for science!
Drederick Tatum: Oh, for science? In that case, proceed.
nerdie16.mp3    92kb 

Drederick Tatum: Hey, cut it out, I insist that you desist!
Nelson: Sorry! I'm so sorry! :punches tatum: Please don't hurt me!
Drederick Tatum: You leave me little recourse!
nerdie17.mp3    113kb 

Homer: :singing: You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants!
nerdie18.mp3    29kb 

Homer: Babies of Springfield, we need your help! Please, skin your knees! Put dice up your nose! Let cat's sleep on your face!
nerdie19.mp3    67kb 

Frink: Scientists.. scientists, please! Looking for some order. Some order please, with the eyes forward and the eyes neatly.. folded and the... PI IS EXACTLY THREE! Sorry it had to come to that..
nerdie20.mp3    140kb 

Lisa: I have isolated the chemical which is omitted by every geek, dork, and four-eyes. I call it "poindexdros".
Homer: WOOHOO! Simpsons Rule!..... sorry.
nerdie21.mp3    72kb 

Homer: So all her bullying was just to get some attention.
Lisa: No, dad didn't you listen to anything I said?
Homer: Just to get some attention!
nerdie22.mp3    67kb 

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