BABF21: Treehouse Of Horror XI
SEASON TWELVE :: 12 Quotes
Homer: Ooh! My horoscope. Taurus: today you will die.
Homer: :gasp: And you may get a compliment from an attractive co-worker! Lenny?
Lisa: It really says 'die'? That sounds unusually specific for a horoscope.
Marge: Hmm, maybe I'd better check mine. Today your husband will die? :gasp: Homer I'm scared!
Homer: Oh, scary newspaper. Don't hurt me horoscope I.. ARGH :gets a paper cut:
Lenny: Homer if I may compliment you...
Homer: Yes, go on...
Lenny: That is one handsome rattlesnake you've got biting your arm there.
Carl: Yeah that's quite fetching but aren't you worried about the deadliness?
Homer: Nah, he'll get tired of biting in an hour or so.
Dr. Hibbert: Another brocolli related death...
Marge: But I thought brocolli was..
Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes, one of the deadliest plants on earth. Why, it tries to warn you itself with it's terrible taste.
Ghost Homer: Maaaarge Siiiimpsssooon.
Marge: Homer! It's you! I thought I'd never see you again!
Ghost Homer: Yoou weere wroooong. Deeeaaad wrooong!
Marge: Do you have to talk like that?
Ghost Homer: No, not really.
Homer: Did you see that, I did the deed, open up!
Heaven Gatekeeper: Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't looking.
Homer: Hey, I thought you guys could see everything.
Gatekeeper: No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.
Homer: Well I'll be damned.
Lisa: I wonder where Goldilocks was?
Goldilocks: Ah! That bed was just right!
:the bears start attacking her:
Witch: This house is filthy!
Bart: What do you care? It's not like you have friends.
Witch: I have a boyfriend!
Bart/Lisa: Yeah, right.
Witch: What!? I do!
Lisa: What's his name?
Witch: Uh..... George.... Cauldron.
Lisa: George Cauldron. Maybe he can fix me up with Ed Ladle.
George: Uh, hello I'm George Cauldron, is Suzanne ready yet?
Homer: Almost, just give her another 20 minutes.
George: But the concert's at eight!
Lenny: Mmmm. Alcohol and night swimming! It's a winning combination!
Chief Wiggum: Hmm, Bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens.
Kent: Um... did I say killer dolphins, I meant... killer... Italians! Grey, bottlenosed, intelligent Italians.
Homer: Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong.
Scene: Comic Book Guy gets his head slammed in his car door by a dolphin.