BABF13: Bart To The Future
SEASON ELEVEN :: 14 Quotes
Homer: Lets go Marge, c'mon! c'mon! c'mon!
Marge: Homer you know I had a gambling problem.
Homer: Well what better place to celebrate your recovery than a midst of friendly excitement of the casino floor?
bartfuture1.mp3 74kb
Indian: If you want to see your future, throw a treasured personal item in the fire!
Bart: Okay :tosses firecracker:
Indian: Not a firecracker!
Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation!
Indian: That's crazy talk!
Bart: No, it's true.
Indian: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.
bartfuture2.mp3 118kb
Nelson: But I can only pay you in popcorn shrimp, smell ya later!
Bart: I can't believe "smell ya later" replaced goodbye.
Pimple Guy: Smell ya later!
Ralph/Bart: Smell ya later!
bartfuture3.mp3 77kb
Bart: What happened to you man, you used to be cool.
Homer: I'm still cool!
Bart: Nah! You've changed, man.
Homer: Well, I do have this robotic prostate, but you can't see it! Oh you can.
bartfuture4.mp3 67kb
Bart: I knew you'd need some help keeping it real, so I figured I could be like your.. co-president!
Lisa: Co-president? Are you crazy?
Bart: Mom! Lisa won't share!
Marge: Be nice to your brother Lisa!
bartfuture5.mp3 95kb
Marge: So what did everyone do today?
Lisa: Appointed a supreme court justice!
Bart: Bewitched marathon!
Homer: Searched for Lincoln's gold!
Lisa: Dad, that's just a myth. Lincoln didn't hide any gold in the white house!
Homer: Then what is his ghost protecting?
bartfuture6.mp3 98kb
Lisa: Bart, you do not send a billion dollar helicopter to pick up your drinking buddy!
Bart: You've changed, Lisa! You used to be cool!
Lisa: No I didn't!
bartfuture7.mp3 54kb
Marge: Wait! How do you know this is where Lincoln buried the gold, you just started counting from an arbitrary place!
Homer: I started what from a what?
Marge: Your plan makes no sense.
Homer: Gold bars discovered by Marge... zero. Gold bars discovered by Homer, well lets just see! :wrecks floor:
Marge: Gold bars discovered by Homer?
Homer: Shut up...
bartfuture8.mp3 153kb
Lisa's Refund Adjustments Speech - Bart interrupts with his music.
bartfuture9.mp3 250kb
Lisa: Bart, we're having a meeting!
Bart: We had a meeting this morning!
Lisa: I have a lot of meetings, I'm the president!
Bart: Of what, The United States of Dorksylvania?
bartfuture10.mp3 54kb
Guy: Hey, there's an embarassment to riches, at the Ceasers Powow Indian Casino. You can bet on it!
Bart: You put an ad in my vision?
Indian: Yah, Crazy Talk came up with that. He got the idea from dances with focus groups.
bartfuture11.mp3 104kb
Chinese Guy: You pay now! Now!
Bart: What happened to you, China? You used to be cool..
Chinese Guy: Hey China's still cool! You pay later! Later!
bartfuture12.mp3 52kb
Bart: Why did a vision of my future include a story about Homer and Lincoln's gold?
bartfuture13.mp3 29kb
Bart: You're not going to believe it, Lis'. This cool Indian guy showed me our future.
Lisa: Really, anything good?
Bart: I'll say. I've got my own band. And a moped!
Lisa: What about me?
Bart: Ah, some Government job.
bartfuture14.mp3 75kb |
