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AABF23: Beyond Blunderdome
SEASON ELEVEN :: 30 Quotes
Homer: My children deserve to see me get a free gift!
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Lisa: I'm proud of you, dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air up and protect the earth supply an.. you're faking this to get the gift aren't you?
Homer: But I liked the nice things you said about me.
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Car Saleswoman: Thinking of saying goodbye to gas?
Bart: You betcha :burps:
Marge: Bart! :farts: well, that shut me up.
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Care Saleswoman: Well it's always nice to meet people concerned about the environment.
Homer: What kinda-mint?
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Marge: Hey, we never opened that envelope to see what our gift is.
Homer: We didn't? That's odd. Seems like we would've done that right after we left the car place.
Marge: I know, but we didn't.
Homer: Well, here it is, so we can open it and find out now.
Marge: Perfect!
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Homer: Mel Gibson is just a guy Marge, no different than me or Lenny.
Marge: Were you or Lenny ever named Sexiest Man Alive?
Homer: Hmmm, I'm not certain about Lenny ...
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Marge: Homer, let's make love.
Homer: Uh, okay. Uh, you're thinking about me, right?
Marge: Of course, Homey. Aren't you thinking about me?
Homer: I will now!
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Comic Book Guy: I had a mouse! Thankyou.
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Frink: Will there be any 'Flubber' in this movie?
Christian: Uh, no I'm afraid not!
Frink: Ah for crying out glaven.
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Milo: And I think we know a little something about the movie
business. Oh, Robin, you gotta see the director's cut of "Booty Call." It's fabulous.
Hannah: What, even better than the original? 'Cause, that was pretty fabulous, too.
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Mel Gibson: Hi, everybody!
Dr. Nick: Hi, Mr. Gibson.
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Homer: That's it! I'm telling Mr. Stupidest Man Alive what I really thought of his movie. Hey, Gibson!
Gibson: Uh, yes, sir.
Homer: You got a pencil?
Gibson: Here you go.
Homer: Thanks. Waste my time in front of his stupid ... Appreciate it!
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Christian: The Sea Captain gave it four 'Arrrrgh's'. Bumblebee Man says 'Noes Bueno', and we were worried about the Latino market, huh?
Milo: Yuh
Christian: Huh?
Milo: Yuh
Christian: Huh?
Milo: Yuh
Christian: Huh?
Milo: Worried!
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Gibson: :reading: Your movie is more boring than
church. All you did was yak, yak, yak. You didn't even
shoot anybody -- Damn! I knew it!
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Gibson: Mr. Simpson, I need your help.
Homer: Huh?
Gibson: I think you're right about my movie, and I want you to help me make it better.
Homer: Really? You want my help? Marge, did you hear that? Mel Gibson wants my help. Mel Gibson!
Lisa: Dad, I thought you hated...
Homer: Shut up.
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Gibson: The problem I have is people love me so much, they never criticize me. I speed all the time but the cops never give me a ticket. If I don't pay my taxes, the IRS pays
them for me.
Marge: Oh, you poor thing.
Gibson: It's hell being Mel.
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Marge: Hollywood, here we come! :plane lands: Hollywood, here we are!
Lisa: Stop doing that, mom.
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Marge: Look, they're making a movie! Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police.
Bart: I don't see any cameras.
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Homer: Okay, this opening scene should be in fast motion, everybody likes that because it looks funny. Hehe look at that!
Gibson: I don't think so.
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Homer: Okay, here you need a musical montage where you try on lots of funny hats. It will let us see your playful side!
Gibson: No!
Homer: Yeah bu..
Gibson: Just no!
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Tour Guide: And on your left is the notorious spot where Hugh Grant...
Marge: Eww.
Tour Guide: ...filmed the movie, "Nine Months."
Marge: Ewwwww!
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Homer: They will if you set up that the dog is evil. All you do is have to show him doing this. :shifts eyes left to right: The people will suspect the dog.
Gibson: Maybe this wasn't a good idea, Homer.
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Homer: But now, in whatever year this is, the audience wants action. And seats with beverage holders. But mainly action.
Gibson: You really think the end is boring?
Homer: Oh, Mel, it's the most boring piece of garbage I've ever seen. And it's not easy for me to say that.
Gibson: Hmm. I guess it is a little flat. Okay, let's reshoot the ending. I'll call the hair and makeup ladies, and you see if the Teamsters will work for free.
Homer: Piece of cake. Now where's that kid with my latte?
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Marge: This house is owned by the dog from Frasier. And that's where Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche live!
Ellen/Anne: We're lesbians!
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Christian: We've got to get that film back or we're all going to get fired, you know what I mean?
Milo: Yeah.
Christian: Huh?
Milo: Yeah.
Christian: Huh?
Milo: Yeah.
Christian: Huh?
Milo: Fired!
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Irene Ryan: You put me down, you big lummox! Jed!
McBain: Shut up, old lady! And stop kicking me there!
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Homer: Before "Lethal Weapon 2" I didn't know there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time.
Marge: It's true, he does.
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Bart: Mom, you've gotta take my picture in this car so I can show Milhouse!
Marge: I'm sorry honey I used the last role on that man I thought was Judge Judy!
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Homer: I'm tired of running away. Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?
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Milo: What the heck is that?
Hannah: Well, the one on the left is Mel Gibson. I don't know who the other two guys are.
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