7G12: Krusty Gets Busted
SEASON ONE :: 11 Quotes
Krusty: Hey kids! Who do you love?
Krusty: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all our hearts!
Krusty: What would you do if i went off the air?
Kids: We'd kill ourselves!
Apu: What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
"Krusty": Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery, I do work in a convenience store you know.
Apu: You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
Krusty: Hey, hey, what's going on here?
Chief Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
Krusty: What is this, a joke?
Homer: The reason I look unhappy is because tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters. Or as I call them, the "gruesome twosome"
Selma: So, the truth comes out!
Marge: Well, who knows. Maybe it'll turn out he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge, earth to Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y
Judge Snyder: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty: Guilty, your honor. *gasps surround the courtroom* Oh. Heheh. I mean, not guilty. Opening night jitters, your honor.
Lisa: Noooo, don't you get it, Bart? How could Krusty have been reading a magazine if he can't read?
Apu: Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off!
Sideshow Bob's Closing Song
Every time we say goodbye, I die a little.
Every time we say goodbye, I wonder why a little.
Every time we say goodbye....
Sideshow Bob: Let's try to remember Krusty, not as a hardened criminal, but as that loveable jester who honked his horn and pottered around in his little car.
Bart: And shot you out of a canon.
Sideshow Bob: And shot me out of a canon. Yeeeess.. we will never forget that, will we?