7G10: Homer's Night Out
SEASON ONE :: 9 Quotes
Homer: 239 Pounds? Oh, I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty? From now on, exercise, every morning!
*six months after above quote*
Homer: 239 Pounds? I'm a whale! Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats. Well, from now on, exercise, every morning Homer.
Bart: Lady, where's my Spy Camera?
Mail Lady/Bart: Where's my Spy Camera?
Mail Lady: Every day for the last six months..
Bart: Where is my Spy Camera, lady!?
Mail Lady/Bart: Where's my Spy Camera? Where's my Spy Camera? Where's my Spy Camera?
Mail Lady: Here's your stupid Spy Camera!!!
Bart: Oh... thanks ma'am!
Milhouse: Come on, Bart, you're gonna make me a print, aren't you?
Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?
Bart: Cross your heart and hope to die?
Bart: Stick a needle in your eye?
Bart: Jam a dagger in your thigh?
Bart: Eat a horse manure pie?
Bart: Well, okay..
Homer: Liberty bell..... another liberty bell! One more and I'm a millionaire! Come on, liberty bell, please, please, please, please, please. D'oh! That purple fruit thing! Where were you yesterday?
Kid: Hey mister :dances: Doodoodoodoodoo, doodeedoodeedoodeedoo..
Homer: Well a doodeedoodeedoo to you too, pint size. Jeez, you get a lot of nutcases in here.
Apu: Oh sir, I've seen things you can't imagine.
Homer: See the row of tiny lights up there? The middle one is my house. Someone must have left the porch light on.
Barney: Hey, that's rough, pal. :dials phone: Hello, Marge. You left your damn porch light on!
Barney: Homer's not made of money, you know!
Homer: Marge. We're going to try one more place. The Sapphire Lounge... BART! I said look at the floor!
Homer: It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives, they are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews.