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7G08: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
SEASON ONE :: 13 Quotes
Girl: Froehliche Weihnachten, that's German for Merry Christmas.
In Germany, Santa's servants give presents to good children, and whipping rods to the parents of bad ones
christmas1.mp3    105kb

Marge: He sings like an angel!
Bart: Oooooh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile broke its wheel and the Joker got away
christmas2.mp3    99kb

Bart: There's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name isn't Santa
christmas3.mp3    27kb
Marge: Hello?
Patty: Hello Marge, it's Patty, Selma and I couldnt be more excited about seing our baby sister for Christmas Eve
Marge: Well, Homer and I are looking forward to your visit too.
Homer: ack ack ack
Patty: Somehow I doubt that Homer's excited
christmas4.mp3    111kb
Bart: One 'mother' please
Guy: Wait a minute, how old are you?
Bart: Twenty one, sir
Guy: Get in the chair
christmas5.mp3    39kb
Bart: Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! 
christmas6.mp3    85kb 
Homer: That just leaves little Maggie... oooh look, a little chewy toy! It says it's for dogs... but she can't read
christmas7.mp3    60kb
Homer: Um... Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid.... Donna Dixon?
christmas8.mp3    103kb
Selma: Why is there a bird house in it?
Homer: Um... that's an ornament
christmas9.mp3    29kb
Milhouse: Get a load of that quote, unquote Santa
Kid: I can't beleive those kids are falling for it.
Bart: Hey Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap!
Milhouse: Ah yeah, well I dare you to yank his beard off.
christmas10.mp3   77kb
Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin, man?
Homer: What's your name Bart...ner, uh, little partner...
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
Homer: I'm jolly old St. Nick!
Bart: Oh yeah, we'll just see about that!
christmas11.mp3    106kb
Bart: Ah, come on, dad, this could be the miracle that saves The Simpsons christmas! If TV has taught me anything, its that miracles always happens to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us!
christmas12.mp3   104kb
Bart: That is impossible, I guess TV has betrayed me!
Homer: I don't wanna leave till our dog finishes.................................. ah forget it, lets go.
christmas13.mp3   105kb

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