7G06: Moaning Lisa
SEASON ONE :: 8 Quotes
Homer: Lisa! Lisa are you still in there? What's the problem!? You fall in? Hehehe. LISA! :she comes out:
Bart: Sorry dad! Women and children first!
Marge: I'm sorry everybody. I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
Bart: Well mom, One of us has stuffed down enough cupcakes over the last 3 decades to keep...
Gym Teacher: Lisa, we are playing dodge ball here. The object of the game is to avoid the ball by weaving or ducking out of it's path!
Lisa: In other words... to dodge the ball.
Homer: I have feeling too. You know, like.... my stomach hurts, and... I'm going crazy!
Homer's Dream: Homer and Bart are characters in the boxing game. Homer wakes up, screaming his head off.
Lisa: Thanks, Mr. Murphy!
Bleeding Gums: My friends call me Bleeding Gums.
Lisa: Eew, how'd you get a name like that?
Bleeding Gums: Well let me put it this way... have you ever been to the dentist?
Bleeding Gums: Not me..
Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jaques there?
Bart: Jaques. Last name... strap?
Homer: Listen, can you teach me to play like you do?
Homer: Oh come on!
Kid: I tell you what, I'll do it if you bark like a dog..
Homer: Woof Woof Woof!
Kid: You got yourself a deal, Fido.