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7G03: Homer's Odyssey
SEASON ONE :: 12 Quotes

Edna: I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of the infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison. So I want you all to be on your best behaviour. Especially you Bart Simpson.
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel I didn't unlock that door!
odyssey1.mp3    97kb


Scene: Bart discusses tattoo's with Otto
odyssey2.mp3    110kb

Edna: Take your seat Bart.
Bart: Oh please Mrs. Krabappel not next to Wendell, he pukes on every bus ride. No offense, Wendell.
Edna: Be that as it may, it's the only seat left. So get in there!
Wendell: Please try not to shake the seat like that.
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Edna: Now class remember not to stick any part of your body out the window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out of the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.
Bart: And I was that boy!
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Kid: Look, there's our school again!
Edna: Otto, are you sure you...
Otto: It's a shortcut, Mrs. K. Trust me.
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Bart: Hey Wendell, you made it buddy!
-Wendell pukes-
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Homer: Hey, my boy's supposed to be here any second on a field trip. They been through here yet?
Guy: Come on, Simpson. If they wanted the kids to see you sitting around on your butt and stuffing your face they'd take them on a tour of your house.
Homer: Right.. I've gotta get where the action is.
odyssey7.mp3    99kb
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is Mr. Freely there? First initials I.P.?
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody... I.P. Freely!
odyssey8.mp3    111kb
Bart: All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
Lisa: I don't know what else to do.
Bart: There's only one thing we can do. Take advantage of the old guy.
odyssey9.mp3    90kb
Scene: Homer smashes open Bart's piggy bank and realizes there's not even enough money for a beer. He counts the money just to make sure.
odyssey10.mp3    120kb
Homer: Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose. A reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a Stop sign!
odyssey11.mp3    107kb
Homer: Ladies and gentlemen. Esteemed councilmen. Boys and Girls. Retired people with nothing better to do. Danger comes in many many forms! From the dinosaurs that tormented our cavemen ancestors, to the...
Guy: Simpson, get to the point!
odyssey12.mp3    109kb

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