Bart Talks To TV Hits
We cornered TV's cheekiest little dude, Bart Simpson for his deepest thoughts on just about everything! 
  
What's Your Full Name? 
Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson 
  
What's you're favourite hobby? 
Acting immature 
  
Is it tough growing up with two sisters? 
Those aren't sisters. They're Martians! 
  
Is it tough growing up with a name like Bartholomew 
Call me that again and I'll punch your face, man. 
  
If you could do absolutely anything, what would it be? 
I'd like the phone numbers of all the world's leaders so I could make prank calls to them. 
  
What would you like to be when you grow up? 
I'd like to be a superhero - Bartman! 
  
What do you like to do for fun? 
Read comic books, watch TV, eat snacks, watch TV, make prank phone calls, watch TV, play video games, make rude noised and watch TV. Did I mention watching TV? 
  
What has been your biggest disappointment? 
Do you realise there has not been one cool war during my entire lifetime? Sometimes I lie in bed worrying that there never will be. 
  
What do you think you'll be when you grow up? 
I'll either be the President of the USA or a master criminal. Or both. 
  
How has school helped you in life? 
What? I have no time for trick questions. 
  
Complete this sentence: I would never marry a woman who... 
Listen up, I don't like girls, they don't like me. I want it to stay that way and so do they. Then everyones happy. 
  
Why do you think you get into trouble at school? 
Because of dirty squealers, vengeful teachers and diabolical principals. I'm constantly amazed how nobody in the world has a sence of humour except me.